I got chris browned last night
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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