Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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