i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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