Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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