do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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