is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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