found the other keg... it's in the tree
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize
