North Korea, Best Korea!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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