Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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