that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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