I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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