i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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