called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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