I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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