Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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