I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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