Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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