Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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