don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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