White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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