Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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