I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You are the jesus of drinking
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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