dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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