super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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