But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
"it" just moved
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
did i walk over a car last night?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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