Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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