drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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