All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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