Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
