I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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