I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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