I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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