I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I intend to get homeless drunk
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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