You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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