your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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