turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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