very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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