I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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