you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
this will be a night to untag.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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