It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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