Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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