Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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