what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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