My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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