Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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