i just made my gag reflex go away.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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