Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
