even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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