Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize
