can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Of course I have a pirate flag
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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